Can you guess from my posts what is my:
* Sex and/or Gender
* Sexual Orientation
* Race and/or Ethnicity
* Field of study and/or field of work
* Favorite TV show(s)
* Favorite book(s)
* Favorite video game(s)
* Favorite food(s)
Leave any answers in my ask and we’ll see how accurate you are
Ok Dr. Phil’s wife, Robin, (yes groan, but listen up) has this new app out (iPhone and Android) that’s for people in abusive relationships. It’s called Aspire News and it’s disguised as a regular news app, but when you go to the “Help” section of the app, it leads you to domestic violence resources and also has a “Go Button” that when you press it, if you’re in a compromising situation, alerts local authorities as well as local shelters and starts recording everything that is going on.
Now, if you’re looking up resources on the app and your abuser is near, simply press the X button and it brings you to a random news page. Same goes for the actual foundation site.
ITS COMPLETELY FREE
SPREAD THIS, DONT JUST “LIKE IT”
Just in case
The next time I feel shitty? Remind me how great it feels to not treat my body like it’s a fucking trash compactor.
And by that I mean: Eating right and working out.
Then she became queen of the neighborhood parties,
While I was an unknown boy along for the ride,
Kept the guitar right by my side,
It was better than conversing with the kids I didn’t like,
But on the fourth of July when the fireworks rang out,
She met a new boy who was more hip and less strung out
There’s nothing I’d rather do
Than be happy
And write a love song or two
But they’ll turn their backs on me
Should I lie and say I’m sorry now?
Do you feel better yet?
Why the fuck would Obama critique his art like that? It’s so rude and just mean. UGH!
All the interviewer was doing was being nice, and Obama just went and said something mean. Jesus. You aren’t allowed to express negative opinions at all eve—oh wait.
That’s a joke? What’s that? I don’t know what a joke is. They erase that part of your brain when you sign-up for a Tumblr account.
Two cups kale, 1/2 cup raspberries, two clementines, small bit of almond milk, dollop of Cool-Whip, and a bunch of water. Plus ice cubes.
Blended. Fucking delicious.
people who leave super insightful notes in library books are my favourite kind of people
Still mad at Netflix for taking off King of the Hill.
wait what i don’t get it
Lol it’s funny because fat people are always hungry which is why they’re fat lololol
I actually hate her
are you fucking kidding me
beginning to dislike her more and more
she is kind of rounded out herself so where does she even get the right??
but wow what a bitch
And here we have another case of Tumblr being brain dead retarded.
This fine man who had a fat joke made at his expense is Zach Galifianakis. Zach is an actor known for his comedic roles in movies such as the “Hangover” and is also known for his stand-up.
Zach has a comedy show called “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” a show where he interviews well known celebrities and “Maintains an awkward and often antagonistic demeanor with his guests, asking them bizarre and inappropriate questions mixed with off-handed non sequiturs on a set that intentionally resembles a low-budget amateur production fit for public-access television.”
So you see Tumblr, Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t actually being a bitch. She was ACTING like a bitch for the sake of comedy which Mr. Galifianakis himself was fully aware of because he wrote the script, thus making fun of himself.
Tumblr gettin’ schooled always has a place on my blog.
Look, I’m fucking tired of these assholes thinking that comedy is a thing.
COMEDY ISN’T REAL! NOTHING IS FUNNY! DON’T YOU EVER FUCKING DARE LAUGH AT ANYTHING! IT MIGHT OFFEND SOMEBODY IT DOESN’T DIRECTLY INVOLVE AND WHO WOULDN’T NORMALLY OTHERWISE SEE IT IF YOU DIDN’T SHARE IT!
Happy Anniversary Ms Summers…can’t believe it’s 17 years!!
We get it. Bieber is an arrogant piece of shit. So uh, what does reblogging that story and/or commenting on it do to change that outside of y’know, maybe making yourself feel morally superior to another human being for a few seconds?
If you live your life right, you can feel that on the regular. And you can do it without mob mentality, even! Fuck right off.